Bring Out Your Dead!!!
Cart Master: Bring out your dead! [clang]
Nussle: I'm not dead!!
Cart Master: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Iowa Voter: Yes, he is.
Nussle: I'm not!
Iowa Voter: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Nussle: I'm getting better!
Iowa Voter: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart Master: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Nussle: I don't want to go on the cart!
Iowa Voter: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart Master: I can't take him.
Nussle: I feel fine!
Iowa Voter: Well, do us a favour.
Cart Master: I can't.
Iowa Voter: Well, can you come back Tuesday night? He won’t be long.
Cart Master: No, I’m heading to the First District. They’ve lost one today.
Iowa Voter: Well, when's your next round? It’s beginning to smell around here.
Cart Master: How about tomorrow?
Nussle: I think I'll go canvassing for votes.
Iowa Voter: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Nussle: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
Cart Master: (clubs Nussle over head with Activist Judge Gavel*) Shut it!
Iowa Voter: Ah, thanks very much.
Cart Master: No problem.
*Stolen from “activist judge” who was appointed by George W. Bush