Early Exit Poll Shows Nussle Full of Himself

An exit poll conducted in multiple counties across the state of Iowa by Jimmy the Hustler’s staff of undocumented workers indicates Gubernatorial Candidate Jim Nussle is “full of himself.”

Voters were asked:

Do you think Jim Nussle is full of:

a) Positive energy
b) Hot air
c) George Bush
d) The Christian Right
e) D.C. blood
f) Sexually repressed text messages
g) Elephant Dung
h) Himself

46% of those polled indicated they thought Nussle was “full of himself.”

Surprisingly 26% of those p0lled felt Nussle was “full of sexually repressed text messages” and were hoping they weren’t on his contact list. One voter responded, “Who knows when that thing is going to go off. I’d hate to be on the receiving end of that message…”