President Bush Names Prodigal Son, Jim Nussle, White House Budget Director
Bush and Nussle share a dubious laugh about their latest duping of the American people
After padding his resume with a failed Iowa gubernatorial bid and running Rudy Giuliani’s presidential bid into the ground as his top consultant, President Bush’s prodigal son is returning home to his adoptive father.
Throw in Nussle’s failures as House Budget Committee Chair -- while serving underneath his adoptive father’s watchful eye -- into the mix and what do you get?
Answer: A job as the White House Budget Director, that’s what.
Now that’s some serious hustling.
Political Fallout contacted Jimmy the Hustler (“Nussle & Flow”), who released the following statement:
We tried to work our hustle in Iowa, but these folks ain’t buying. Apparently, they weren't too hip about the prospects of my better half driving ‘em into bankruptcy. They’re not buying my boy Rudy’s New York hustle either, so it was only a matter of time before Jimbo was bound to take his A-game back to D.C. If we play our cards right, we have less than two years to help bankrupt the country and return to a Darwinian socio-economic paradigm -- where only the strongest will survive and political pimps, like yours truly, will rule the roost. It ain’t going to be easy to hustle the American people, especially with the Bossman’s approval ratings dipping below sea level, but that’s where I, Jimmy the Hustler, come into play.
Cross-Posted at Jimmy the Hustler's favorite site: "Political Fallout"