Haiku Version of Jim Nussle’s Plan to Energize Iowa’s Future
Achieving World Class Education
Pick ‘A’ for vouchers.
Choose ‘B’ to end public schools.
Guess ‘C’ for more tests.
Creating Jobs and Growing Iowa’s Economy
Wait for tax cuts and
To do their magic.
Making Iowa the Renewable Energy Capital of the World
Take over the world
By pushing ethanol fuels
On third-world countries.
(sinister laugh here)
Providing Affordable, Accessible Health Care
Siphon profits from
Medicare Prescription Plan
To insure my Peeps.*
*Peeps is slang for “friends” In this context, Jim’s talking about lobbyists pimping for the health industries.
Restoring the People’s Trust in Iowa Government
Supersize our government:
Keep the public guessing.
Improving Iowa’s Strong Quality of Life
By putting the homo back in